How To Drink The Bridgewater Canal...
Blessed be Our Lady of the Sorrows 1 decent sized mug. A pint mug is best Teabags Milk Sweeteners/sugar to taste - nothing else belongs in tea A kettle Some water A teaspoon A bin Apparently, my writing style resembles "a passive-aggressive teenager wat think's (sic) they're clever", and I should just lighten up. To that end: Q: Why did Karl Marx drink fake tea? A: Because all proper tea is theft. Jokes hate me. They refuse to be funny when I tell them. I was going to begin by saying I was born into an old Mancunian family obsessed with the holy sacrament of tea. Upon rising, before even thinking about parting with one's morning wine, adherents felt a compulsion to put the kettle on. The resulting brew would lift the spirits, inspire the soul, and keep you astonishingly regular. It also resembled the Bridgewater canal at Worsley, and would turn new dentures a shade of teak faster than the accompanying Players Navy Cut. It was Proper Tea. Builder&
